- I’m 100% the old white guy will win the 2020 Presidential election.
- Me: 2020 will be an amazing, peaceful year!
Me on March 2020: “N95 facemasks: check. Pantry full of water bottles: Check. 100 bottles of hand sanitizers: Check. Bottles of vitamin C: check”
Me: I will start to sleep 8 hours from now on to feel healthy and refreshed all day Me at 3 AM: Google whatever happened to the Aflack duck?