Ted Cruz in quarantine after shaking hands with Coronavirus patient.

Democrats insist he remain in isolation for the rest of the year just to be on the safe side.

Daylight saving time is tomorrow

Remember to change the time on your microwave, stove and coffeemaker no one ever said.

Get paid $1,000 to watch The Office

Sounds like fast, easy money. That’s what she said.

Leaning tower of Dallas finally comes crashing down

Just like their football team during playoffs.

Corona beers being avoided due to Coronavirus

Susan: “Don’t buy Corona beers just in case, sweetheart.”

Students hold candlelight vigil for closed Taco Bell

America’s future is in perfect hands.

Subway’s favorite customer is back

Round 2

The end of the BlackBerry

All 15 users were extremely saddened by the news.

Mayor Buttigieg ends race.

He enjoyed his last caucus til the end.

Coronavirus

I can remember more innocent, simple times when all we worried about was World War 3.